The Weekday Quickie! #5

For this Weekday Quickie, please do the following:

Write a speech for the most eligible bachelor in your town. He will be be accepting an award and a Key to the City for his eligibility. (I know, ridiculous)

You must include the following:

Earwax

Insomnia

Yeast Infection

and

Zoot Suit

The “Weekday” Quickie #3

Today’s ‘surprise’ quickie is simple… You need to write a letter to your grandmother, the one you like, (And if you don’t have a favorite, pretend she is:) This is fiction, after all.)

You must use the words:

Hump Day

All About that Bass (The Song)

Vitamins

and

Jelly Beans

200 words

Weekend Quickie #91

Beta max

Cats

Peaches

A man in a white van

200 words