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  1. Stimpy bounced on Rens bed, waking him up. He wasn’t in the best of moods.
    “You idiotic buffoon! I need more beauty sleep, see?” Ren held up a mirror to his face, causing it to smash into smithereens.
    “But Ren, I want you to meet my new friend, Tuna!” Stimpy showed Ren a rotting fishhead he’d taken out of the trash.
    “Phew, Stimpy, your friend is stinky! Get him out of here, now!” he shouted, with spit covering both Stimpy and Tuna.
    “Arrgh, Ren, see, you’ve hurt his feelings.” Maggots popped from mucus infested warts across the face of the fish. Stimpy pressed it against his body, the yellow ooze dripping down his big gut, collecting in his belly button and causing the family of boggies living there to evacuate.
    “I am a dog, my ignoramus fat feline, and as a fine specimen of my kind…” He puffed out his pigeon chest and the halo over his head cracked with the strain of conscience. “…I hate fish! Take it out of my sight!”
    Tears welled up in Stimpy”s eyes, and he burst out crying, filling the room with water. Ren lay on a duck-shaped inflatable while Stimpy did the backstroke and whale impressions. Stimpy took out a bunch of carrots from his ear, encrusted in gleaming wax.
    “Care for a bite?”
    “Stimpy!” Ren turned red, steam escaping from the top of his head, his tuft of hair flapping.
    “No sir, I don’t like it,” said Horse, appearing from the water.

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